The Everlove

Eric: You want me on this beat? Well okay then, Ethan You want to start some beef? Whatever you say then, Ethan I'll follow through with this, don’t test my patience, Ethan Would take it easy but we both know I ain't Nathan, Ethan So catch these flames then Ethan, E-R-I-C to the A Versus Zagranis, tell me, who here remembers which name? You see their hands up, Releasing my new track's an event You write a doc and half your crew’s throwing that trash in a bin “I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle” how can you be my rival? I'm RBA in this battle, I'll never need revival It's sickеning. You on the mic is a crime, dude An affront to my pеople: Think I'd rather fight Psytube Where's your new album, homie? I guess production stopped You were too busy doing nothin' - suckin’ Dustin off And that’s not something that I would typically diss But you got on one remix and you haven't shut up since So Mista-Mista checks your flows, what kind of magic is that? You turn a rap battle to some type of wack mumble rap And if you think that that’s tragic, you'll surely have heart attacks When I tell you heart ain't enough for talentless hacks Zagranis: What was that? Sorry I was busy mixing some shit Gonna undeafen for a while to go against an incel kid Writing? Debatable. Notoriety? No contest But no amount of presets could help your mic from sounding shit You've been here for how long now? 7 years going? And your first top 10 was 3 months ago, are you kidding? You couldn’t harm me once with all those Psytube bars that you're throwing It's showing, may write your battles but VAs, and mixers do your bidding Maybe Eddie can do you a solid, and transfer his talent to you Can't edit, mix, master, and the voice range of King Mewtwo You were a last resort for the matchup, I didn't wanna battle you But everyone in the crew server's like “It's Ethan, this gonna be easy dude” You hopping off the doc, cause you're jacking Eddie off You put on this tough exterior, in reality you're soft Get beat by the big Z, everyone's favorite NB Your writing's somehow worse than when you worked with JMB This Arby eating, battle deleting, horse beating piece of shit Want to talk about crew servers? Well let's fucking talk about it! It's all “Dustin this, Eddie that, CRB this, CRB that” Well how about you actually upload a video, you ass hat! This battle's a royale, but my conclusion: Fuck you! Bribing women at work's the only time you'll get them to: Fuck You! Fuck dude, I gotta hop off, I'll see ya later, bro Let's see what everyone else brings to the cypher, though Cri: Hi it's Cri, hopefully this doesn't come off as sleazy But damn Eric even my puns aren't that fucking cheesy And Ethan, goddamn it, get your life together man Don't sit on your ass and let your crew do all the work for you again Why don't you clip that for your twitch chat shove it underneath your tit flab Abruptly leaves calls cause you know nobody likes your bitch ass Eric has one voice for every character despite being the Audible And Ethan, I somehow manage to find Psytube more tolerable That shit wasn't logical, gotta look through a fucking monocle To see the amount of bullshit you spat cause those jokes you said weren't comical If you attempt to play with fire you should know your prone to get burn Somehow Eric's lazier than me, oh have the tables have turned I'm from Oklahoma but you're not in the OK Bash your heads in with a mallet call that croquet When I'm roasting two overweight failures “Look like we're having pork today” Yet again between your ego and nice guy ideals you've been left torn Haven't seen this much of a let down since Bill Cipher vs Discord Psytube: Time to kill this beat and make lotsa brains pop (ayy) When I come in and leave these namedroppers' names dropped And I've got plenty issues with this lonely waste of cells twerp So I'll be burying you if you don't cremate yourself first (ayy) Ay, couldn't think up a better guy to sneak diss huh? 50 fucking selfies and you still can't get the picture I'm iconic, mic rocking, but this stuff is hardly new It's not the first time that you've had a banger coming after you This party pooper opens his mouth and it's convo murder You're drier than everyone's eyes after you left all the servers Your verse reminds me of that Gamers call you sneaked into (why?) Cause that shit is just another thing I'm sleeping through It's pretty easy beating this greaseball back to his creaky crew I'm done fighting this stock image, time to move on to Ethan dude So piss off to your tiktok ‘fore I fuck up you some more And make like your name, give that eye something to be useful for This'll be dull, lemme get over with this arsehat Not hard to diss the dude who's best quality's being laughed at With battles from the penny store that never release anymore You used your crew as wheels and then had a fucking car crash I'll be careful cause they've spent life sheltered in their basement If I blink at you the wrong way then you might start gamer raging (true) Those bars were such an incredible wreck Maybe cobble your rent together instead And Eric buddy, look how long you've stuck around, like fuckin' hell You're good for reviewing battles and just about, well nothing else Dustin's elf is such a damn repetitive dude I think you'd better off if you were Eric the Mute So when Psytube fights you prepare for a load of fire rhymes noobs When I square off on a beat I leave it frozen like an ice cube And I'd like to stay behind and leave this batch of bitches more fried But Dustin dropped a new track so I got some shit to talk, bye! RNG: Hey guys I see we're going after Psytube, great! I bet he beat you with multisyllabic rhymes though, wait! All I could hear was whining that people don't watch his music It's Zthan the nuisance who won't stop with shitty 2 cents I mean do I even need to say? Obligatory: Dustin's Content is Overpraised I'm 10/10 ones and zeros, call it binary code So Ethan can't compete, ‘cept maybe when it comes to trash flow Your old vids are cringe like sharing servers with mommy Like when Eddie used ponies you sucked up and dropped Timey Instead drop lines that I don't need to rewrite entirely Or pull a Psytube, don't drop videos since Halloween It's funny Psy finds himself in E vs E When he won't stop fighting Mr. A vs A Your new video will be released with your face reveal But your win and poke rap? It'll never see the light of day Eddie wishes he was frb, he's actually got good takes Yeah leave for a week go ahead and take another break! But make it permanent, let people like FRB Cause when you left we were all so fucking happy It's Eric's Review Time, ehh disappointing Like how your coworker felt after company time and All I heard was cheesy writing and after this he'll be crying Cause like his mouth at Arbys, his RB's will never stop biting And in this firefight, I know that Cri is more than half blind He's not a writer right? He couldn't even spit half lines I hardly dissed you Cri but my verse has met its end Calling you all 2/10 is generous BOTM m Leo: Nowwww… I don't mean to be steppin' in and messin' with your group therapy session But the impression that I'm getting's that y'all need a couple lessons ‘fore y'all go ahead and step into your ‘wee fights ‘Cus I sat through your productions n' saw less disses than rewrites Like what's up with that? It's like y'all can't rap I've heard a better banger on soundcloud ads, no cap Thank god you've got the teacher here to come and cut da crap Bro I've seen a faster flow of blows go through my Twitch chat It's sad that ‘Edward' tries to be illiterate yet lyrical While finding time to whine that he got ‘ridiculed' by Briticale It's typical, that Psytube tried to fight so hard to get me here The first time that I laughed at him, I made his whole fucking career So you go ghost write for Dustin innit, acting like that makes you different Never left your basement, dipshit, so I mean what was the difference? So go shriek til' your mic peaks, in flow tests where you mumble Then go jump right into chats to somehow make Eddie look humble Yo RNG, are you hearing me? No one cares to see, this whiny loser speak Bro you'll have nothing left, ‘cus you know that when I'm through Dawson won't be the only thing you've said bye to Ethan you're creeping me out, you ain't quirky you're just weird Looking like if Fight greased up and grew a fucking neckbeard Leave another lonely schmuck smeared, bro this is my mic now ‘Cus buddy you're the least interesting part of your own royale I could smell the Reddit Karma dripping from this drama llama So step up kid and I'll harm ya! Y' stutter more than Obama It's Audible v Inaudible, you mutter doesn't matter ‘granis Glad you dropped the Brony shtick because you're half the man that Kam is It's high time I diss Cri, you whining lazy slob Guy I shine bright and I fly high, I'll finish off the job ‘Cus I'm hopping over Hopkins, dropping hot bombs never stoppin' Givin' homeless fucks a whoppin' while leavin' your crews boppin', like Oh shoot! Fuck off and die, dude I'm moving on and I got better shit to now do So with a round of applause, I end my debut Here's my closing note: “Ahem, Fuck you” Fightmarker: On a dark cloudy night on the FRB server Everyone is pummeling each other to the ground God has been sent from the heavens to… Calm them down … SIKE! For babysitting you chumps I think I should be paid Why did they put me against the mid card of rap battle days I wish I could be a little nicer but there's other way You guys are fucking awful. No hiding that with Overlays! How is it that this kid accomplished more in a year Than all of you have in your entire fucking careers And then you infest FRB not like that server already bombed The ownership's a constant in and out, JUST LIKE ME WITH ETHAN'S MOM (YEAH) Rap Clash? trash shit, think they have a smash hit It's just some sad kids making peeps not do Live Action It's such a fucking shame you have the same 2 vas I can't tell what's your aim, shitty battles is your claim to fame Bargain Bin DRB, even Ethan knew you fucks were useless Your team would be better off just doing SoundCloud Exclusives Moving on to the dead horse here's motherfucking Psytube Gets called out for his bullshit, and cries like “WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO” And judging by the other brit I don't know what I'd expect Dude streams Among Us on Twitch of course he gets Little to no Secks Audible's videos are on par with the ones the other Eric did Zagranus over here drops new shit like they're Mista Not Talented Ay Fightmarker, Mic Dropper Shot tracks as Zodiac and these rhymes slaughter It's clear Who Won I hope I didn't go too hard on my buddies Who's next? Heh just a bunch of fucking nobodies (and rabi) Rabi: Was just about to record a demo for my battle Then I was invited to duel with the underrated coolest peeps So like my FRB's with Paige that I scrapped, I'll Scrap against the bargain bin of the community! Let's start with forefront rappers, why don't we? Or is Ethan too busy gushing over Eddie's battle with ponies? How about you focus on your writing ability, ‘cause I thought a pizza battle would make your flow heat Hey Eric, you gonna make videos? ‘Cause I'm looking at your channel and it's too empty I'm leavin' him choked on the microphone until he's out of breath- a Blue Yeti Kamren, I can't think how you can even stand with Your rank with your MHA- supply for no demanding Ayo Psytube, work on your rhymes, dude, ‘cause you're struggling to be an actual competitor This dude thinks he can edit better when he barely even opens his own editor! RNG, bars cut clean through Thomas geeks, where's your track experience? Cause how do you make battles with stop motion vehicles and expect us to take you serious? You better weep and cry when I beat down Cri, well I didn't know much about him So maybe they'll put his follower count in his eulogy when this track cuts and scalps him (eats potato chip cutely) Now I'm back for seconds Most of you guys need to work on your writing, Eric's Photoshop skills are a wreckage Uhhhhhhhh….. I feel like there's someone I'm missing Oh, well Fight is friend, I can't really diss him (Usher! Let's go!) Jade: What was that, Rabi? Was that supposed to be a rhyming scheme? That was crap, Rabi! You're like the rap version of YTP So let me grab that mic and fix this battle from behind the scenes 'Cus I'm back one last time and scoring the ultimate FRB! People only praise this kid for seeing how to click Easy Ease That leaves this TN slave nothing more than dollar store cheap GP But it's easy to see, why you're seething on the pavement; "Down the Rabi hole" might as well mean Dustin's editing basement Yo Fightmarker, you ain't a fight starter If you're a "mic dropper", sounds like that impacted your song They know I rhyme stronger, 'cus I don't write longer Than rushing off-flow, off-beat to make a line a thousand words long But let's get real for a second I'm glad I got to come back and appeal for a second and then teach you all a lesson This battle shows we healed and I reckon you'll all do great with your raps ... Unless your name is Xhack Xhack: Listen, Jade, you're slowing down to a stammer Less a verse, more a game of see if you can understand her Cause this grape's expiration date's Rap Battle Day Jade, you're about to wish you died from someone who prayed! Eric, here's another quiz that I think you'll find hurts to beat Where on Earth did you put Tighten vs Hercules? And don't think that I'd forget about Cri Because in hearing him rapping, this is the first fuckin' time I've marked here that Fightmarker's barely a fight Barely unlike the time I fucking failed to say his name right We call you stupid Psytube, but don't be swayed Because you're one of the most talented… oh, wait! How about Ethan here reacts to this backing track As Xhack comes to hack and slash through this pack of trash! How're you comin' back from that? Don't answer that, I'm content Even my network connection is better getting off the ground again Rabi's lost my sympathy taking my favorite role and Saying fuck it, it's time to do a little bit of trolling RNG rolling snake eyes 'gainst this Minty fresh rapper Leave you bent out of shape just like my headphones and snap ya! Trakked: So uh, I've always kind of wanted to be in a community royale, and here's my chance. No hard feelings, aight? Check it Hey Xhack, I don't really mean to be rude but I do have this to say A setback, is the only thing you are when it comes to it, outta my Ennway! That verse was torture like your horror battles, and do you know what's scarier? No wonder you can't spit real shit when you spend your life on Terraria! Hey Jade, can we talk your verse for a second? Flow's so bad, you lost my respect and For the record, if you think I'd feel threatened, then use some effort and get direction Thinking that your words spiked, I know that your verse tried But listening kinda hurts right? Like is this Battle of The Worse Mic And speaking of which Marker bitch what the hell was that diss I spit acid against trash kids, don't try to rap prick I don't really know how much damage,fightmaker can manage I'll leave you balling your eyes out harder than when your group clashes Track's in my name, and this trakked's diss track isn't lame fightsharter Deleted your shitty battles from YouTube like a Dry Erase Marker Now the F stands for Fucked, down a step and undisputed They cut the “Re” out of the Cypher and decided to leave you “Booted” The king of DRVA has come to slay this You're all just faceless, with most of you sympathizing with racists But yeah, I get it, you're pathetic, so why would I bother, really? All shown that you're just Benedict Arnolds, I'll call you Dilly Wait.. Uh oh Dilly: Nice Diss-Trakk, Now i gotta put you in a body bag And drag you to the back of my yard and discard you like trash Brought you to the highest peak you dropped me and you laughed bitch I'm rising up again DILLY STRAIGHT OUTTA BLACKLIST When you step on a beat with me, street murder Why this motherfucker's verse built like Skeep's server? I destroy tracks with no end, avatar with the flow bend I am not a crook, I'm your mom's new boyfriend Mint, by far your verse gotta be the lamest Thought this switched from a royale to a psytube battle playlist I'm out here running beats while you struggle to be funny You make me wanna pull an ethan, leave this shit ab-*LEAVES CALL* When it comes to this rap match I rule the top Pull the Glock leave a bitch red like its superhot At the end of the day, i respect you all as friends But the winner of this battle's tacogod, say amen Shimario: No...I don't think I will Guess I finally know what it's like to be in one of these Bunch of losers screaming in their mics, all thinking they're the G in rap But, like REALLY fucking suck, so I'd tell you to suck on deez- But people like Dilly already do it without being asked The amount of times that this kid fails to be funny is numerous But you staying muted bitch? That'd be quite a bit humorous Like my fucking god, this iddy bitty kiddy's lines hurt just to read (heh) Looks like someone ordered their Taco with extra cheese And now for Ethan, the Zagranis Dude, the trash take making brony I know you're low on options when you can't make copypastas or simp for Rosie But here's a fun fact! Barely having anything to show won't let you get the win Had me thinking “Fucck am I gonna have to write all of Ethan's shit again” But now, let me spitball a few names, Psytube you're being a huge douche mate Then when Eddie's embarrassing ya, this prick starts to look more red than a crewmate And Jade ain't A grade, had practically nothing of value spat Making Rabi lose his shit with the lack of points on that Value Graph RNG? Please! It's clear that luck's something this hack lacks Becoming a joke ‘fore you even start like “It's time for a rap clash!” And Leo please I'm on my knees begging, stop making battles that fucking blow Oh yeah, you quit Youtube…. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Here's the scenario, these guys think they can rap with Shimario But when I'm done they'll be sorry though, there's no competing with how hard I flow Though I'm sorry yo, that may have been a bit too much, so I'll cap it off right there But if any other nobodies wanna try me, then come if you dare ...Wait, wait actually hold up, if any other nobodies wanna try me, then WHAT IF YOU DARE? Swoldow: Yuh, going out of retirement Bunch of stupid kids need to know what true fire is Ey Rabi, you gon cry to your pappy when i'm done dissin you CVGRB gave this Mimikyu his own Mimikyu But you ain't the only criminal, lemme talk to Trakked a bit Of course you can't manage a server when you still owe Dustin cash, you bitch And RNG ain't harmin me, on the track you've been clowning, dawg You made your debut April 1st, so of course you're a laughing stock After helping the likes of Moleman i'm hyped to cause Cri's fall That verse blew in your face so hard you can call it your eyeball But even with your partial sight, your sense of rhythm ain't better Sure you only got one battle but it's clear you should stop tryin' Your parents busy paying your med bills while I'm rolling in dough Or as Ethan and Dilly call it: the result of their diets On the topic of Dilly you driving me loco you childish misguided fuck Why don't you go back to cosplaying Burger King while yelling “THEBES” at the top of your lungs Giving me so many roles, man it's like you're in love with me, but now it's you being killed by your crush This murder would draw the cops to your house, but with your previous lies I don't think they'd show up But now I'm done making roasted pork, who else thinks they can go toe to toe? A milked joke who was funniest as an emote of Nagito? Psytube's rhymes prove that without me and Dean's support He crafts verses more disgusting than his thumbnails of plant vore Leave you bruised, aching and fussy, none of y'all are above me You got intentions like Shimario, super fuckin' sussy It's natural the rock musician played y'all like his drums So now it's time to dodge more of your bullshit, hibernate for 6 more months Gamer: It's not really typical for rappers like myself To go run through a diss track against a giant herd of incels Oh wait, Eric made that choice for himself, well either way it seems you're all in luck Cause me spitting these bars will be the only time you get fucked! It's Swoldow the B-tier B-Lo, there's something I gotta say bro Your verse dragged on like your April Fools battle, so I'm glad you're gonna lay low And no one dissed Leo, like his battle making, I guess it was too much of a hassle Let's just say it's a miracle that your sadness didn't drop you from this battle Shimario wins most potential from a creator lost to their laziness Don't really need sharp lines since it's too easy to slay this bitch And frankly, I see your verse like you see your Minus World battle Take a guess why…...it's cause I will not be playing it! Dilly why don't you do me a favor and fucking grow up for once Quit being a dunce or you'll be back on the blacklist in a couple of months Then there's Psytube, can't deal with you, your tangents are too frequent Then he turns around, acting all down when he gets the silent treatment When JustGamer's on a beat, bitches flock to the scene Not talking about the average when I say that I'm mean Haven't seen such crap raps since the come back That I basically carried for DRB They called me a joke, now who's the clown Just like my side series, y'all are discounts Rising up the ranks but you fools stay down New king of newcomers, I take the crown Adam: Thanks Zagranis for the invitation, let me vent my feelings Means a lot, that our most heinous role is all you're steeling And its assuredly not spots in Battle of the Month, bud, with an exception And think about that for a Second, it was the one I was in, I Reckon Gamers claims how much he's paid lays our whole ass crew to shame Gotta say, thought that was inane, but now our thoughts are the same Cause hey, you weigh in with shit hurtful opinions that aren't very pulpit Then Cash in that victim card like we're just playin' games of Bullshit Oh, Psytube, won't lie dude, you seemed kinda nice, but jesus christ, why Is it every time I come by, you gotta be inside a fight, like I'm so tired of hearing you cry and whine especially about what Eddie thinks And dragging old dead despitutes like fuckin' Re-Animation vs Anything You're lackin in laughs Trakked, shit, Dilly appealed off the blacklist But it's evidently not appealing enough to drop off the wack raps list And goddamn, is that it, Rabi? Keep a better key frame of mind, guy Fight brought better rhythm, and he can barely fuckin' finish on time At this rate, this'll take decades, there's so many people here But every other peep I've got just much as much beef with, it's seemin Why am I listenin' if what you all could say just falls on deafened ears I'll just remute after droppin' heat then I guess drop out this VC then Rayyan: I guess it's common knowledge a group like this is welded by friendships But now I'll ruin you all in the community worse than Jacob's friend did No wonder this moron's called RNG - he randomly spews out thoughts on his Twitter The only trait Adam has is good writing but without a crew, his script's in the litter Call me a nice guy but I can get bitter on a track like I'm reading Trakked's creepypastas Call me Cri's life is so sheltered, the only burns he can make is on him: a disaster Dilly, you're doing my head in, you unforgivable annoyance, just go ahead and quit Your art is your only saving grace, but everything else about you is pure shit As for you Ethan - you don't have a job? Got a stimulus check and wasted it badly Hoarding an ego the size of the filler that's present in JustGamer's verse, sadly X off this Hack with exotic raps, how often that's gonna happen's apparent You are spitting so awfully whack; like Hagakure, your lines are transparent I know people change like they're Jade's usernames but their taste in a sweetheart will remain the same Got so many exes, you're practically chasing infatuation but it's fading away Need a Psytube line dude to round off this verse, you got the duck lips but can't get to first base All of you work your ass off on these battles, you better grab a Kit Kat and go take a break Mason: Got hit up in a voice chat Community royale? Gotta voice that Time for Mason to leave some losers bleeding So start sending tears back to mommy Ethan! Of course this was your idea, you love ranting about your crew And you still gloss over the fact we're carrying you You got hitched to Timey, and I guess it's for the better It's no Secret nostalgic Nimh-rods tend to stick together (Yo) Wanna get you riled? Lemme bust out the joke stash Brony moves, Dustin feuds, intros in a Rap Clash How sad, you run back to your vent account in tears Knowing those jokes are the most clout you've gained in your 8 years Hey all, Rayyan's here! Step down from being a thief? Took from Scott, sprites, and RJ but couldn't bring any beef Rocco's stopped his series motion, and his jokes went awry When I spit these bars cold maybe you'll warm up to Jacket Guy Oh Jade, my object show brethren That verse was so soft, no wonder you kin Gelatin Screwed over your farmer friends, then licked Vivian's boots Like what did I expect of a Homestuck fan... ew Swoldow's actin' whiny, probably wanting to delete this “Random Mario enemies? Peak comedic genius!” Not you Shimario, though you would fit in nicely How you gonna say you're ballin' when you got none to fight me? Ayy! DvJs table-scraps tried to prove they could make bangers Then flunked and came up shorter than my British doppelgänger Don't call me squeaker, compared to you all I'm first rate I just 1-Up'd these losers, time to close the gates Kamren: Now I get that most of you think that you're hot shit But Rayyan, I'mma have to tell ya to sh....IT! If you wanna steal flows, then I guess Imma steal the show I mean, check the last royale when I'm in flow Look I'll admit that being in Lloyd's cypher gives you much respect But DRB's getting bronze thrice, I guess this Gamer is oppressed When Adam's firing shots, dodging dates is the least of his concerns 'Cuz he got drafted for a war and Sandler is getting served It's Dilly! The Loco man himself, it's been awhile But glad to know after all this time, he still writes like a child You ain't getting off scot-free, Jade. It won't take much Became like 049, you killed our ears once the mic was touched So Eric best take notes, it's a Snowball fight I'm dishing out Couldn't mix your own battles so why mix yourself within this bout? When I'll carry another FRB so ya'll best listen to this Or shit, Psytube will vent again and fucking rage quit Please, piss off with your antics and multi-syllable format I ain't here to get all fancy, I'll wipe you on my goddamn door mat As for you Mason, umm, I guess it's nice to see ya? Thank Ethan for bringing me in this butchered Rap Arena Yo Swoldow, how's that finale going pal? Tho I don't know, it'll prolly put me to sleep like this Fool's royale I gotta say Trakked, I'm surprised you managed to inspire Eddie Too bad the moment ya did, he bent ya and took away Jenni I stand above most of you dipshits, so Leo, don't get it twisted Either fuck off back with Fel on Twitch, or get your education finished Oh, to everyone else I can't get to, it's not that I ain't harsh But with most of you, it's tragic I couldn't care less to drop any bars "In a Community Royale, might I add, that'll be bad or scrapped" Karma came and slapped y'all silly yet we still pursue this crap? Whatever, I said my piece, as for the rest of this feud? I interrupted your squabbling. Why? Because Fuck You Spidey Fam: Hey I don't know you and I'm no shakespeare But you know what, I'm just happy to be here Looking at the list of people, there's no competitors Shoulda known better than to meddle with the dopest editor High temperature flows and roasts, there's practically no rivalry If I showed BTD your rhymes, he'd just fucking sit there silently I'm disappointed by them, especially Dilly or Eminem, I can tell you read The material; Man really went right back to a document And Shimario, what the hell happened with you? With that verse and those battles, did you bribe your way into the main group? Unknown, but never dissed, spitting verbal murder Making y'all rage harder than if a kid joined the server you've got disorders Like Ethan thinking they can lay a decent verse. (huh?) Makes sense the best battle on your channel isn't even yours Spitting quick, microphone lunatic making sure nobody's ignored But it's pretty hard to acknowledge anybody exists when your witless rhymes got me dangerously bored Now moving forward; why were they so horrid, well, I got a clue When everyone runs out of ideas, they write about Psytube Full disclosure, I also ran out of ideas... Vlad: My pre-pubescent years is what kick-started my career In what we all love and live for, we've grown so much to make it right here I guess we live and learn but seems I haven't taught you that You shouldn't ever mess with Vlad when I'm back rappin' on the track Because you all are wack and your rhymes are wacky Dilly lost motivation and he can't out-rap me You couldn't run a Trakked, but it's in your name X Hack out the rap; you Just got no GAME ERic is Audible? Barely And a Marker couldn't Fight like “Spare me!!” You gonna cry Cri? I'll show no remorse Same with Rabi when he's my last resort I'm Vlad to the bone so I'll take the throne You're too cheesy Nathan Provolone It's always a pleasure, so guess it's what/ever But we'll see who's better when I Diss whoever When bundled together, I can't wait to fry Kam Sunny-side up when he's under the weather Yeah I'm normally a pacifist But I'll be the one to put Jade back on the blacklist Just sayin' Rayyan, I don't even know you But SIR, I can tell that your horrid flow blows dude It's even leavin' Psytube way more confused So he left himself abused; Amazingly leaves me amused There's no doubt in my mind my verse is best by far Hit Ethan with better bars then I'll hit ya' with MY CAR! An Imposter's in my DM's and RNG's lookin sus but.. ..you can all choke on J Deez Nuts! *Vlad's beat slows down suddenly* King Mewtwo: (anime cackle) You guys think you can spit? (x3) Well guess what? The king's returned to make a second diss! Congrats Kamren, you've shown us for the umpteenth time That doing below average editing is the only time you shine Your writing's shit, your rapping's shit I wanna know how Disney saw anything in this oviform nerdy bitch Vlad, what was that? Your verse was sub-par Spitting bad puns cringier than you posing next to a car Rayyan, here's some free advice, considering you're the new kid: Stop. Fucking. Trying. You're shit *cough* Anyways, Swoldow's stepped into the fray Been here for what, 5 years, and you STILL haven't changed? With a series called ASS, Adam shouldn't be a hassle Such a fucking degenerate, he skipped a date for rap battles I wish Eric was Inaudible, can't stand this dude when he spits As for your co-worker shenanigans - Tier 4 levels of horniness Yo! I'm throwing all you kids off-flow! ...And you'd know about that, wouldn't you Rocco? Psytube, what's been said about you that you haven't heard before; Perhaps the fact your rapping's deader than your TikTok, ya bore "I beat you in Battle of the Month!" Just remember this, dude: Dustin only remixed your battle 'cuz he had nothing else to do Speaking of which; Zagranis, they planned this Motherfucker 'Ran It', then dashed into the trash bin I think I'm done; thanks lads, but now I'm tired as shit From handing out more L's than Jade's amount of relationships (ohhhh!) Flooshy: Eric, no way you're audible against me! Adam you're a D but I've seen more meat from an RBs (Arby's) Ethan Zagranis? You're Ethan Zacrappy! I've heard better rhymes from my Ethan Zagranny Nathan: Let me teach these kids a fucking math lesson I am always greater and y'all are just less than Finna divide some lies and multiply the facts I added parody to rap battles, yehh, subtract Justin No cap, He's just been busted (justin buckner) And hate to bring them up but Him and Zander Kanack can Only get some recognition for the bullshit they put up back then And by that I'm literally talking animals feces Infested with leeches. Damned if it's recent Metaphors I'm finna preach them So giddy up now kids *WHIP* Your series rides the backs of what we started I'm taking out you wrappers cause I'm bringing out my garbage You sensitive, motherfucking uninventatives Are so dumb it's only accurate to call you retar- restart that You sensitive, motherfucking uninventitives Dexter in his laboratory wouldn't be impressed with it I knew you'd only get a bar about a Cartoon Network So that's why I referenced it I bet you're typing your lyrics while I'm writing mine which ain't only why you'd never match my penmanship I'm Feeling as iF the Flow is so on Fleek as it just Falls right oFF a my Five Faultless Fuckin Fingertips Wait, who the fuck brought me into this? Oh yes, he's the man I can't stand it's Ethan Zagranis I'm about to go HAM on this bitch, I'm headed for you You asked for this shit, now you a DEADBOI TOO(DEADBOI 2?) [Part 2] Words always reused Sad excuse for verbal abuse Rapping in circles like that you certainly Still haven't threw me for a loop And I may like overusing rhymes sometimes to drive you wild and overdue it like times through But I can still keep my lines tight without screwing it up like you and that stupid wise guy Psytube ERBP; We weren't even 15 Like, what's a punchline or flow? How do I treat it on beat? That's where y'all are at with effort You really make me wanna sleep So now someone's got to be the shepherd In a community full of sheep Prepare to be tarnished yo Like every battles audio Eric the Audibles mixes Sound terribly garbage bro Even Bling Face wouldn't want to use half your shit I just heard Swear to god they all gonna replay this battle just to skip to my verse